Badly buttered toast, a fear of Falmouth, and elephants; depression leaves some strange things behind. Love is a neurotic checklist, sadness is all tied up with fear and dreams have a no-holds-barred policy. Louise is packing her depression into boxes but needs to sift through the debris to make things finally fit. Why is Cornwall so scary? Why do the black balloon dogs keep following her? Why does she constantly need to pee? And why is spreading butter on toast such a big deal?
‘An emotional rollercoaster for the audience – stunning!’
‘Incredible. Simply incredible’
‘The best thing I’ve seen…’
Tickets £12 (£10) £5 under 26s
1 hour 15 mins approx
Ages 14+
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