Stamford Shoestring Theatre Company present:
Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons by Sam Steiner
When the government imposes a new ‘hush law’, Oliver and Bernadette’s life is about to get turned upside down. The everyday dramas of their relationship – tricky enough – now dealt with in as few words as possible.
Let’s hope those games of Articulate have paid off…
A dystopian rom com like no other, watch as a young couple face the many trials of cohabited life. Funny, moving and thought-provoking in equal parts, this award-winning script will have you laughing, crying and carefully considering what’s best left said and unsaid in our relationships.
An amateur production by arrangement with Nick Hern Books
Important Information
Venue: Stamford Arts Centre, Theatre
Tickets: £12 (£10 concessions)
Offer: Buy 10 tickets get the 11th free
Tuesday 2nd – Saturday 6th June 2026
This is a hired event
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